And when the monster falls down, what do you do? Ever wanted to be a Konchu? Well, now you'll be rolling all over the damn place for that sweet, sweet manly DEE-PEE-ASS. Evade Extender will give you the boost your puny chicken legs need to keep up with the monster.
you ever seen a Greatsword user slowly plod across the map with his gigantic peni- I mean, sword in hand? Your Sword mode is just as big, so you have to sheathe it, right? WRONG, SUCKER. Having trouble keeping up with that Great Jaggi because you have to sheathe every five seconds? YOU PIECE OF DUNG. They don't call this fancy dildo the Slash Axe back in Japan for nothin', son. I don't care if you're male, female or Gigginox.
With the Switchiest of Axes, you don't need a shield, because it's all about that MANLY DEE-PEE-ASS, baby. What's that? Charge Blade does the same thing? You don't need that pussy ass shield. You have an Axe that transforms into a goddamn sword. Ain't nothing better than the Switchiest of Axes, and 'ere's why.
